"...the kind of bodywork I need does not come with slippery lavender creams and oily feet. Instead, it comes with other-worldly, freakishly powerful Todd thumbs, elbows, and forearms. It comes with swearing and some tears, but in the end, I get relief and can get on with my life and my own work. I have no patience for relaxation massages — I need WORK done. If you use and abuse your muscles, if you are an athlete, and you require specific, intensive, and effective bodywork, then TODD is the man for you."